Halloween II(2009) – 1/10. Even worse than the 2007 remake and I had doubted that that was possible. This is Zombie’s biggest mess to date.

The Final Destination(2009) – 1/10. It’s pretty much a carbon copy of the first three films. Death chases people and they die, the end.

13 Ghosts(1960) – 8/10. A very fun and sometimes creepy little sixties film that has sadly been forgotten from the world because of the awful remake that was put in its place. Yes, it’s cheesy but it entertains just as well as anything. It’s great for the Halloween season coming up!

Midnight Movie(2008) – 6/10. A wonderfully imaginitive and original premise that is unraveled by it’s annoying characters and cliché ending. Watch it with low standards.

The Hills Run Red(2009) – 4/10. After reading the reviews of this film, I was really excited to see a return to classic horror. That’s not what I got with this. While it has its moments and plenty of good gore, it is mostly just a typical teen slasher flick. I also found the premise to be too similar to John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns.

Memorial Valley Massacre(1988) – 2/10. There are two kinds of films in this world: films that should be taken seriously and reviewed as such and films that are great to sit down to and laugh at. This movie falls into the latter category. Everything about it sucks but that’s what makes it so entertaining.

Mother of Tears(2007) – 8/10. Argento is definitely back folks! While it doesn’t quite compare to some of his earlier stuff, this is a great film that returns to the classic 70’s filmmaking style. I don’t understand why so many people hate on this one.

Pieces(1982) – 2/10. Cheesy fun but nothing else.

Zombieland(2009) – 9/10. The best zombie film in years. In my opinion, it’s even better than Shaun of the Dead. There are remnants of the classics such as Dawn of the Dead. You’ll laugh very hard but there are also genuinely terrifying moments.